May 2013
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
alpacamazing:
school pisses me off so much are you actually gonna evaluate my level of intelligence based off my ability to find the area of a fucking triangle oh my god
When you're texting five people and you tell four...
yanilavigne:
(Quotes here)
1 tag
shixn:
i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
madturbating:
“are you fucking kidding me” -me every two seconds at school
ghostam:
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
abandonedkitten:
popfairy:
blueisforscarvesandboxes:
david-bui:
do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar
ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
April 2013
spodermen:
If you reblog my selfie I will consider you a personal friend and will give you front seats at my wedding and also I won’t have you politically assassinated when I take over the world
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
rnackenzie:
i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
girafasolas:
I even procrastinate the things I want to do.
chil4n:
jazzygrandpa:
my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
STORY OF MY LIFE
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
stephniejo:
I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.
kissmelou:
so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, luca, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”
fuckwooper:
money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper
March 2013
radstunts:
thirteenth-zodiac-sign:
bllonde:
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the loo.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
meladoodle:
Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro
end of essay: u feel me??
itspoonanjimarsha:
ive disappointed myself so much this year and its only march
February 2013
stephanietorno:
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
the-final-quackdown:
99.9% of my sentences start with
oh my god
yeah
no
basically
wait
so yeah
like
you know
oh
um
what
well
but
4pm: i'll do my homework at 4:30
5pm: i'll do my homework at 5:30
6pm: i'll do my homework at 7:00
7pm: i'll do my homework at 7:30
8pm: i'll do my homework at 9:00
9pm: i'll do my homework at 9:30
2am: well
January 2013
People hate you for 3 reasons:
1. They see you as a threat
2. They want to be you
3. They hate themselves
December 2012
R.I.P to everybody who didn't make it to Christmas...
The accidental meet.
holyshit-itsamanda:
Where you meet someone unexpectedly, you never would have thought they would mean so much to you but when you turn around and suddenly.. they mean so much to you. Who would have thought they would mean the world to you.
do you ever listen to a song and feel this deep inconsolable sadness that makes your chest physically ache but yet it’s the most beautiful feeling in the world
Me: I like that
Me: *looks at price tag*
Me: I don't like that anymore
whackfrost:
that one person that everybody likes
but you fucking hate
